No Parent Left Behind
"I know you are appreciative that you don't teach at a west-side school where guardians, foster parents, grandparents, let alone an occasional parent seldom show up for Back-to-School night.
This is a east-side school! Here you are no longer teachers!! You are clerks at Nordstrom. When all those snobby parents show up tonight, kiss ass!"
Ryan, PhD
Principal
Dedicated to the Utah Legislature